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Germans love their beer so much that they even put in their shampoo.
Germans love their beer so much that they even put in their shampoo. Unless you want to burp bubbles, however, do not drink it.

Staying Warm
The origin of “Tying the Knot”.
Stuttgart Hug
Someone is Stuttgart speaks English…and desperately needs a hug.
I have been officially inducted into Germany as Eve got me a European shoulder bag for my birthday. No, it's not a purse. If you call it that, I will take off one of my high heels and beat you with it.
I have been officially inducted into Germany as Eve got me a European shoulder bag for my birthday. No, it’s not a purse. If you call it that, I will take off one of my high heels and beat you with it.
Beware of Rothenburg's Nutcrackers! They bite.
Beware of Rothenburg’s Nutcrackers! They bite.
This was taken at the BMW museum in Munich. Strangely, they don't like it when you climb in, grab the wheel, and yell "Vroom...VROOM"!
This was taken at the BMW museum in Munich. Strangely, they don’t like it when you climb in, grab the wheel, and yell “Vroom…VROOM”!
This is a normal occurrence at Bavarian restaurants. Ordinarily if you walk into a place in the States and see men standing on tables, wearing leather trousers and holding whips, you quickly realize that you have stumbled into the wrong venue and quietly leave.
This is a normal occurrence at Bavarian restaurants. Ordinarily if you walk into a place in the States and see men standing on tables, wearing qleather trousers and holding whips, you quickly realize that you have stumbled into the wrong venue and quietly leave.
Red Sox are,…umm, red; the Chiemsee is blue, We were biking in Bavaria, …and rhyming is hard.
Red Sox are,…umm, red; the Chiemsee is blue,
We were biking in Bavaria, …and rhyming is hard.
This a page from my German language coursebook and is one of the few that is not covered in blood stains from me banging my head against my desk.
This a page from my German language coursebook and is one of the few that is not covered in blood stains from me banging my head against my desk.
In the States we have tree-huggers but, as Europeans are much more environmentally-conscious, here they have "tree kissers". Lucky tree.
In the States we have tree-huggers but, as Europeans are much more environmentally-conscious, here they have “tree kissers”. Lucky tree.
This guy ruins everything.
Ruiner? He must own a moving company.
Shutter 2
When these “I Am Legend” style metal shutters roll all the way down, not only are they completely light-proof, they lock. Zombie outbreak, you say? Yawwnnn…

"I am an American. Bite me". It may sound crass, but an "Amerikaner" is not only and American, it is also a delicious cookie.
“I am an American. Bite me”. It may sound crass, but an “Amerikaner” is not only an American citizen, it is also a delicious cookie.